Blog Minx

“Oh, the irony” is a phrase I use way too often, but it fits well when considering I last wrote a post called ‘Whatever happened to…?’ and then proceeded to go MIA myself. Cue tumbleweed.

They sent out a search party and I was found wandering in the mountains, having gotten lost somewhere between the living room and my desk. Well, that’s not entirely true; I’ve been busy at work, have been heading Up North the past few weekends and training for the local half marathon, which takes place in a fortnight. I can now run 18km in one go, which has improved my fitness but affected my blogging stamina.

But those are really rather lame reasons. Here are some better excuses for not blogging (break them out when someone asks why your blog is inactive):
1. I’m busy/asleep
2. The dog ate my blog
3. It’s cold outside, which has affected my metabolism which has affected my typing
4. I’m too worried about the rising cost of fuel and the tumbling of the Dow
5. My new Wii Fit virtual yoga regime is eating up all my time
6. I can’t stop playing that YouTube video of treadmill kittens
7. They’re watching me (not the treadmill kittens, more of a general paranoid ‘They’)
8. My religion forbids blogging on Sundays
9. I haven’t upgraded to WordPress Vista Future Super Awesome 2.0 Bound To Crash
10. Every time I don’t post, a fairy gets its wings